Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

food granny

food granny

food granny

by Debskelly1985 July 19, 2023

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

Granny Tranny

In 2050 when all the transgenders from 2023 become Grandparents.

Hey look over there at Derek’s mom, Bill holding Dereks newborn! Is Bill a Granny Now? Yes Bill is actually a Tranny that is a Granny, therefore a Granny Tranny!

by Johnny creampie September 11, 2023

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020

granny lollies

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granny lollies are sweet, OOOO YAHHHH

by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020