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food granny

by Debskelly1985 July 19, 2023
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Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.
"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".
by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023
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Granny Tranny

In 2050 when all the transgenders from 2023 become Grandparents.
Hey look over there at Derek’s mom, Bill holding Dereks newborn! Is Bill a Granny Now? Yes Bill is actually a Tranny that is a Granny, therefore a Granny Tranny!
by Johnny creampie September 11, 2023
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Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.
by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023
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Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear
i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night
by H T X November 15, 2020
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granny lollies

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granny lollies are sweet, OOOO YAHHHH
by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020
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Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
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