Shill Gates

Jew?

Hym "That's it! Shill Gates, Kikerbeard, REE-Lon... The US government is allowing the jews to steal under threat of God punishment because they're retarded! THAT'S the racket! Shill Gates? NOT the inventor of the world's most popular operating software. Stole it from some other guy. The US government let him do it. Kikerbeard? STOLE Facebook from that other guy. REE-lon? Mentally retarded. Allowed to steal by the government. It looks like the entire purpose of the US government is to steal from everyone else and give the ill-gotten gains to the Jews! But don't you question it cus God'll getcha! They need to be ALLOWED to lie and steal cus if they AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO IT... You'll murder them all for living and stealing! AGAIN! Oh gosh-golly why does everybody hate us? I just don't get! We're doing what God told us to do to people who aren't Jews... But God is GOOD! God said I could do it so if should be fine I'm I just don't get it, OOOOOO Ghefoigal! Not like doing what God says turns you into a delusional solipsistic freak or anything..."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2025

Tea Gate

When you're making the tea and forget to ask a person, therefore being confronted by the person.

"I got tea gated in the office again today!"

by QueenKumar March 5, 2017

Closing the cum gates

When a men is about to cum and his girl pinches the tip of his cock to stop it

Damm bro my girl just started Closing the cum gates

by Big jiggly honkers March 20, 2023

Roller Gating

The act of two homoerotic males, holding hands, while parading around on roller skates. They may be wearing extremely tight jeggings, tight shirts, with underdeveloped muscles.

Synonyms: Tailgating

Wow, look at those two fags roller gating!

by GreenEyes March 31, 2012

Split gate

a slang for defloration

"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"

by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022

Pulling A Gates

when someone becomes so crazily obsessed with someone they back stab their friends in order to spend more time with that person

By destroying all his friendships built up over many years, for the sake of being his girlfriend's bitch, josh was pulling a Gates.

by b-rainA May 11, 2010

Gate

The meeting of two straight men away from their girlfriends/ wives for the purpose of sharing platonic love through both open conversation and support. Western society does not accept this communial and vulnerable behavior amongst hetro-sexual men and often stereotypes it as homo-sexual or gay behavior; not that there is anything wrong with being gay and going on date.

Ned texted Davio and told him that his wife was at work and asked him for a gate at his apartment’s swimming pool.

by Robin B. Wonder November 5, 2017