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Fry me a kipper

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016
mugGet the Fry me a kippermug.

FrY Time

FrY Time is the technique of looking at a clock, guessing your next string of actions will fit into a 20 minute window and executing said actions roughly 30 minutes before a set deadline in hopes of having 10 minutes to spare, when in realiity the string of actions could possibly take a minimal of 90 minutes to complete, resulting in scheduled completion of tasks being atleast an hour behind estimation.
Chloe said she would be picking me up in 15 minutes, ofcourse that's after she showers, does the dishes, mops the floor, makes a sammich and get's dressed. So I'm guessing she meant 15 minutes in FrY Time.

"Hey bro, I have some errands to run, we should be good to go in about 10 minutes, FrY Time."

"The doctor expects my wife will only be in labor for an hour, my wife seems hopeful but I'm guessing the doctor was using FrY Time."

"When is the bus getting here? The driver must be operating on FrY Time."

"Every time I'm late for work I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes, I wonder if they figured out I've been using FrY Time?"
by ZillaThePun August 31, 2013
mugGet the FrY Timemug.

Fry Tax

The consumption of a customer's food by a delivery driver for having to wait on a customer to provide access to the residence.
The customer did not leave a gate code, so she paid a 21 fry tax
by bobb cobb April 3, 2020
mugGet the Fry Taxmug.

belgium french fry

A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a
by The lowercase G April 20, 2018
mugGet the belgium french frymug.

Helper-fry

The pointy, clean french fry used to relinquish the other fries trapped under the mound of ketchup.
Person 1: "Dude. there are still fries under the ketchup."
Person 2: "Use a Helper-fry!"
by Matt and Joe August 6, 2008
mugGet the Helper-frymug.

Fungaled French Fry

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick
Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
by Tabinator August 10, 2008
mugGet the Fungaled French Frymug.

fry the ragu

Don’t let her or else you’ll be under a curse screaming bag doo
Just don’t let her fry the ragu
by SauciestTick November 16, 2022
mugGet the fry the ragumug.

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