Fortnite is the best game ever! You can eat out your friend while 1v4ing ten-year-olds. Spider-Man has a huge bulge and tight ass.
by fortnighty March 7, 2022
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Jimmy: How are you today Carl?
Carl: Not Fortnite
Jimmy: Dang, that's not Fortnite
~or~
Jimmy: Right Carl?
Carl: Uhhh, Fortnite.
Carl: Not Fortnite
Jimmy: Dang, that's not Fortnite
~or~
Jimmy: Right Carl?
Carl: Uhhh, Fortnite.
by Chisto100 October 20, 2022
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Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.
Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.
Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*
Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*
Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).
by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018
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'I found something out today, Ur Gay' Said martha 'Gay?' Jerry said 'you play fortnite, we cant be together' Martha peoceeds to kick jerry out of her house and when the ice cream van comes he gets ran over, fuck man got what he deserved
by Beautiful Homie June 25, 2020
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A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 12, 2018
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*Air raid siren*
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
by OfficialJadrn January 22, 2021
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