Flying Chipmunk

A sexual act in which a furrier than normal female spreads her nappy dugout and jumps off a ladder onto a mans soul pole.

John: I almost had my dick broke off last night man!
Joe: What happened?
John: My wife tried the flying chipmunk.

by ADemon-in-BTown May 18, 2009

Flying Bitch

Slang for co-pilot, often used by younger pilots.

"Sam's my flying bitch today"
"I got promoted, I'm not a flying bitch anymore!"

by panam1 July 26, 2010

flying nut high five

the attempt of jump up in the air, running at another dude, spread your legs, and then knock your nuts together

Bam and Ryan could never accomplish the flying nut high five

by 3PACTVHD March 11, 2016

flying off the rails

when you really just yeet on the enemy team in black ops 4

David (before playing black ops): Guys, I'm bout to fly off the fucking rails.

David (while playing black ops): I'm flying off the rails!

by yeetusmaximus9000 October 24, 2018

Are you flying on me?

When someone tries to fool you or making fun of you, you can say "Are you flying on me?"
The saying comes from Hebrew.

Someone: Look over there, it's your ex...
you: Are you flying on me?

by Zivgo November 28, 2007

Where's all the flying cars?

A slogan among people including anarchist,neohippies ect. who are disapointed with the 21st century.

The 21st century sucks. Where's all the flying cars?

by Deep blue 2012 May 22, 2010

The FLying Blind Burritto

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".

Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008