Fairy Fit

A homosexual (usually male) who bursts into temper tantrums that no one can take seriously due to the feminine nature and usually stomping of feet.

Wow, look at Michael having another fairy fit, here we go again.

by wowthisisridiculous August 25, 2010

fairy queer

Where you go to get good ice cream.

I am going to Fairy Queer. Anyone want anything?

by m00gininity July 31, 2011

Catching fairies

To have sex

Person 1: so what did your and john get up to?

Person 2: we went catching fairies

by starjumpz1 November 19, 2016

The Toot Fairy

When you walk into your roommates room the morning after a hard night of beer drinking, and it absolutely reeks like farts.

Looks like the Toot Fairy paid a visit in here last night!

by bigcat81 May 28, 2016

Closet Fairy

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."

Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?

by Mweiner May 18, 2011

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

Faded Fairy

A cute stoner girl.

That girl at the rave was a faded fairy.

by Tingle Likes Rupees October 7, 2016