Eli

Eli is a bozo, and very emo but he’s one of the people that you’ll never regret meeeting. He’s funny and also tall.

Eli is ur mom

by Urmomdotdotcomm November 8, 2021

Elis

A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.

Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis

by Giganormus Guy September 6, 2021

Eli

That night is fuckable , largest dick in the room. If u know a eli hit that nigga up to fuck

Oh my god eli

by Cripp November 22, 2021

Eli

Very nice

Eli is nice

by Elliot12 February 13, 2023

The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Eli

Mind yo business. Tf.

“Wow is that Eli?”
“Mind yo business, tf?”

by Dicktionaryman November 23, 2021

Eli Gulobobovach

A serbian collage student from IAB 21, studied in techni and wanted to leave

hey do you remember Eli gulobobovach? - im not sure it was his name but okay Emil

by Tal mid meyoash mehatechni October 28, 2020