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The Elephant 

While giving someone the Arabian Goggles (placing one's scrotum over an unconscious victim’s eyes), place one's penis over the recipients nose; mimicking the image of an elephant. If an erection occurs, you have inadvertently produced The Pinocchio.
I was giving Ted the Arabian Goggles when I put my weiner over his nose to make him look like an elephant. We now call him The Elephant.
The Elephant by Casius Clay April 23, 2009
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dirty elephant

Fucking a fat chick after she spent a hour push mowing her yard.
Johnny got drunk last weekend and got a taste from his next door neighbor of what a dirty elephant is all about.
dirty elephant by bbangcock17 December 29, 2008

white-eared elephant 

Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
white-eared elephant by hunter September 1, 2008

Sloppy Elephant Walrus 

Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..
Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..

herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....
JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!

riding the elephant 

to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".
what's wrong with you today? are you riding the elephant?

Pygme Elephant 

Person A: Did you see that midget elephant at the zoo?
Person B: That's a pygme elephant, dumbass.
Pygme Elephant by dontcha? December 20, 2008