"You dented my car? Thank you very much, eddie puss!"
"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."
"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."
by Chetmo June 28, 2008

by penismannen69 February 19, 2024

A ginger kid that gets all the girls but one of his friends are even better than him cough* cough* jarrel cough* archer cough* cough*
by jjmarcher June 14, 2020

When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.
Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie
by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022

eddie is a name of a super energetic guy . very sweet , and loves to joke around . likes music such as country folk and jazz . when you meet an eddie , you never forget him for life .
by dr. grey's anatomy March 26, 2021

Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen
You in months
Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)
You in months
Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)
by Anonymousemm September 4, 2019

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
by Half/Laff August 12, 2024
