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Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.
by miyumyau October 4, 2023
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Earth

The only planet that is flat. It holds a whole lotta peeps on it.
The earth is very flat.
by Earthlikething July 10, 2017
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Scotched-Earth

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
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earth noodle

After the rain, all the earth noodles came out of the dirt.
by BTSARMY613 December 17, 2021
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Earth

To ensure safety, the electrician meticulously earthed the metal frame of the washing machine.
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
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talk to earth

Saying that someone needs to stop talking to you with such disrespect, or to stop saying something because they are wrong. Essentially telling them to get more in touch with nature (Earth) so they can be more humble and not disrespectful or judgmental.
"Damn bro, are you really wearing fake Jordan's right now?" "Are you blind? My J's are not fake, talk to earth."
by Ender Crowe February 4, 2025
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