barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag
by tiredtor September 20, 2010
Get the inconvenient douchebagmug. sam palazzola.
by whothefuckdouthink!timonebitch November 23, 2010
Get the fucking douchebagmug. A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill
That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.
by unfunny individual December 27, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebagmug. Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!
by thejakeanator100 August 9, 2022
Get the Mr. Douchebagmug. A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.
G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?
S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!
Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.
S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!
Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.
by loiterer August 26, 2009
Get the punctum douchebagmug. Seniors in highschool who go hard on the motherf*cking paint in their favorite class, Gym. They are loud, extremely obnoxious and have little or no actual athletic talent.
Freshman: Those douchebag seniors playing man, every time someone scores its just five more minutes of shouting before we can start playing again.
Freshman 2: Yeah, it sucks, they're such douches but we're gonna be like that in 3 years....
Freshman 2: Yeah, it sucks, they're such douches but we're gonna be like that in 3 years....
by DOOSHOCRACY November 15, 2011
Get the Douchebag Seniormug. someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.
by mariya edgecombe December 3, 2011
Get the spazzing douchebagmug.