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Eye Doctor 

The eye doctor is when you insert the penis into your beloved's eye socket and thrust in and out, ultimately popping out her eye, and then ejaculating into the eye socket. The semen then in turn drips down your partner's throat and at that point she swallows your load.
Hey man ,guess what I did last night? I eye doctored that girl I brought back to my place!
Eye Doctor by g00k October 26, 2007

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.
Ditch Doctor by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

snake doctor 

a snake doctor, is a person who gives really good head, she/he will make it all better a snake doctor
Man that snake doctor worked her magic last night. She gives the best head ever.
snake doctor by Lacy G Panties April 5, 2008

the doctor 

Masturbating vigorously while standing on one leg on the edge of a bathtub with an 80 pound bag of rock salt on your shoulder.
Grant almost pulled off the doctor last night but he fell as he climaxed and tore his ACL.
the doctor by dick9000 September 26, 2013

The Doctor Scholl's 

When, after engaging in intercourse with a woman, one, unbeknownst to the woman, ejaculates into her shoes.
The Doctor Scholl's is self-explanatory.

pod doctor 

A doctor or other caregiver who, rather than working for the patient's best interest and health, instead works for an insurance company or the government. Their "patient" is really the entity that employs them, and their job is to control costs and serve the interests of their employer. This ultimately creates a conflict of interest.
1. Insurance company Conglomerated Healthcare dispatched its pod doctor to displace the hospitalist treating the patient, and to quickly turf the patient. The mission was successful, and the pod doctor returned to the insurance offices without the patient ever being the wiser.

2. Death panels will be staffed by pod doctors.
pod doctor by Lulubeans October 2, 2014