dick-noser

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

by acritter June 25, 2020

cheerio dick

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.

A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.

by jpg3 October 28, 2011

No Dick Bostwick

When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.

Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.

by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021

dick buffet

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.

Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.

by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016

rescue dick

The showing off of one's prowess as an animal rescue, shelter, or other organization by making statements that the work you have done so far outweighs the work all others on the planet have done.

Barbara showed me her rescue dick when she said "I have personally rescued thousands of cats and spent $16000 dollars of my own money to do it"

by RescueDick August 29, 2015

Tito Dick

Dickman, baby!

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016

safe dick

Safe dick is the dick you go to when you break up with your s-o and you need a good dickin' but dont want STD's from a new dick and want to be cuddled afterward.

Safe dick is usually a guy you are already friends with and won't make a casual hook up awkward afterward. This guy cares for your well being, but doesnt want a relationship so he will always be down to have sex and cuddle.

Girl 1: i need to get fucked
Girl 2: go look on tinder
Girl 1: nah, im not trynna get an STD right now, I'll hit up tommy for some safe dick.

by idontknowman99 December 5, 2017