Defenestrations of Prague

The act of launching a living person out of a window in Prague, with considerable speed. Preferably an Austrian Embassador, albeit a priest who has his own opinions works out fine as well.

Having happened thrice (1419, 1483 and 1618), Prague is the town with the highest risk of being defenestrated from behind, while simply enjoying the view!!!
So, should you ever visit the Czech Capital (its nice there), be careful to always maintain a safety distance of roundabout 7 metres from ALL windows, ESPECIALLY in town halls and/or other official buildings!!!!!!!!!

Oh man that guy nearly defenestrated me there... Lucky that I was warned about the Defenestrations of Prague on Urban Dictionary...

by C. Bernstein January 19, 2023

defenestration

A useless way of saying "to throw someone out of the window"

the mass defenestration of middle management
—Jane Bryant Quinn

by ~helpmeplease~ February 18, 2023

defenestropath

defenestropath (noun) - one who enjoys throwing people or items out of windows

Jonathan is such a defenestropath. He throws his rubbish out the window into the outside trashcan instead of using a conventional indoor trashcan and then taking out the trash, for he is too lazy to do this.

by herobrine049X March 6, 2023

Defensive Burning Bones

Sun Tsugoku | Tomjiro

I just rushed this nigga and he Defensive Burning Bonesd me

by thisuernameisunavailable March 12, 2023

deafense

A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.

During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

defenestrational

The feeling of wanting to be defenestrated.

Person1: Are you okay?
Person2: Yeah, I'm just feeling a bit defenestrational, would be nice to be thrown out a window...
Person1: Sir, this is a wendy's...

by mlsus April 1, 2023

Defender

Yeah, well you see how your thing kind of intersects with my thing, huh? Except in reverse. I think I did a casual heresy at some point. But yeah, you were being unfairly maligned. You're right but you're wrong.

Hym "Don't publicly execute me for being a Tate defender or anything but that isn't REALLY sex trafficking. It's not even close to the real thing. The real thing is horrific. Think about it for a second. You're getting your groceries one day and a guy sneaks into the back seat of your car as you get in the driver's seat, he grabs you, pulls you into the back seat and his friend hops in the driver seat and just drives away. This is a real thing that I saw on Facebook. You are somewhere. Indefinitely. Maybe even permanently. Some guy is just the boss of you. You're locked in a cage. Forever. It's not great. Always keep your doors locked."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023