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mind dead

1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.

2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.
1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.
by hella_random_goldfish September 17, 2014
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Dead Boner

A playful insult (usually in 'Roseanne' style families) used when playing, teasing, and talking one into something.

Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."
"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"
by Brianna Kinney December 18, 2012
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dead pillow

A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.
1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.

2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.

3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
by fvck09 February 6, 2009
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Dead Inside

Where you have no emotional reaction to the current situation that occurs. Dead inside can be expressed in some situation where something that you'll die for lost or/ and broken
Gorge: *Grabs cake and chucks it out the window*
You : *Doesn't do anything about it* *Dead inside* K
by Mugged Man October 25, 2020
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ur dead

when ur dead and need to be revived because you haz le ray gun
ur dead nan makes good cake now succ
by Virginboi5000 February 9, 2018
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Dead Seastar

Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.
Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.
by yosita March 25, 2011
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dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding
awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated
by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008
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