The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by Archied June 7, 2021
Get the Danger wankmug. When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.
AKA hotel back-yourself.
AKA hotel back-yourself.
by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019
Get the Danger bedmug. by he he haw February 26, 2022
Get the Danger danmug. This guy in class almost knocked over my yogurt in the danger zone when he was stretching his arms behind him. Gotta watch out.
by diddleboy July 6, 2017
Get the Danger Zonemug. I know when I was at the 7-ELEVEN as I was GOOGLE SAFE and not only that it JUST , " the ATM , which is ASSHOLE TRUTH MOTIVATION is ," YOUR TRANSACTION IS CANCELED " as just stay in MOUNTING VIEW and the GOOGLEPLEX area GLAMPING but the only thing being led to the EMERALD HOUR off HOURS after MIDNIGHT as the .DANGER ZONE as MY ASSHOLE thwas taken on SEPTEMBER 12, 2021 around 6:40 pm.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021
Get the .DANGER ZONEmug. A hot, sex and nasty girl who is maybe a little rebellious and love forbidden things. Men like such mysterious girls because everyone knows they would have fun with them.
by dangerous babe August 19, 2016
Get the dangerous babemug. i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger
by samiluna312 October 20, 2013
Get the stiffy dangermug.