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Cup of Noodles

A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.
"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."
by Maruchan :) July 7, 2008
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Cum in a cup

Used when giving oral sex (blow job) or when having sex with someone to dispose of the ejaculation. Hence the term cumming in a cup
"Aaryn get that fucking cum in a cup off my bed!"
by Jenn Speezz March 6, 2008
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cup of noodles

One of the easiest and best tasting foods in the universe.
Cup of noodles go very good with a dash of soy sauce!
by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007
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Dixie cup

Placing your genitalia inside the mouth of a Southern Belle while she sings "Sweet Home Alabama."
Man, when Delta Burke gave me a Dixie cup in 1993, it was the shit.
by Mitch Vigorous July 23, 2012
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Thread Cup

Step 1. Put hand warmers into a cup made of felt and thread.
Step 2. Jizz into cup, and wait for it to boil (or get really hot)
Step 3. Stick testicles into cup.

Very handy for the instance where your testicles are so cold, they retract through your ass.
After Vrushabh Doshi's Cleveland Steamer outside, he was in need of a thread cup to heat up his balls.
by Vrushabh Doshi January 13, 2010
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Titty Cup

Hey Jon, look at those titty cups she is wearing.
by S Richards. October 13, 2008
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big cup

i drank out of a big cup
by JaMeS BooGLe September 9, 2006
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