si senor commercial

I'm too sexy for my gym club membership fee (only id the person talking is Right Said Fred).

I'll take anal bum covers for 400.

by my name is john and i love red(MC homies) February 27, 2003

popped your comment cherry

being the first to post a comment

yeah bitches, I popped your comment cherry, now what?

by BhadChad March 19, 2011

youtube's comment section

Simply the best part of Youtube

Kid A: Damn son, have you seen the comments on ----'s video?
Kid B: Dude, I'm still crying. These comments were hilarious! I will never get bored of reading Youtube's comment section!

by Divoltious January 3, 2015

commercide

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.

by William Agush October 30, 2006

comme

a communist bastard. John Kerry.

John Kerry is a comme bastard.

by Ross July 28, 2004

YouTube Comments

A place underneath every video (unless the uploader disabled comments) that has better comedy than George Lopez, Kevin Hart, or any other comedian could ever give you. It doesn't matter what video it is.

Also full of words like Stupid, Dumbass, sentences like "I hate when people ask for likes" then they make you click the read more button... "Like if you agree", "42 likes and 15 views... YouTube is high right now", and "You suk nigger" which is usually the case.

Person 1: Bro do me a favor... Go to McJuggerNuggets's latest video and look at the YouTube comments. You might loose a few brain cells looking at it though.
Person #2: I see it. Are you talking about Squeezed Lemon's comment? Man, what a dick. And his grammar is so bad, but it's so funny!

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

50 Comment Slap

If something on facebook gets 50 comments, no matter what it is, the person who posts the 50th comment gets a slap from anyone else who had already commented.

(on a photo)
1- you look nice
2- amazing babes
3...
4...
49- And that is how we solve global warming
50- you raise a valid point but how can the goverment pay for that?
51- 50TH COMMENT! YOU GET A SLAAAPPP! 50 comment slap !

by Slapsouruz February 26, 2011