by MCBUCKETS(*(* July 16, 2018
Get the Cloutmug. The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
Get the Clout karmamug. A participant or alum of the URJ youth movement NFTY, who is high up in social ranking or in NFTY Political power.
Ways to gain NFTY clout:
Attending URJ Kutz Camp (RIP)
Running for or being on Regional board
Knowing/being besties with someone with NFTY clout
Running for or being on North American Board
Traveling to other regions for events
Being a liked person
Being kind
Being Jewish
Not doing bbyo
Ways to gain NFTY clout:
Attending URJ Kutz Camp (RIP)
Running for or being on Regional board
Knowing/being besties with someone with NFTY clout
Running for or being on North American Board
Traveling to other regions for events
Being a liked person
Being kind
Being Jewish
Not doing bbyo
Judah: Do i have NFTY clout? I feel so lame :(
Levi: duh, dude u went to kutz. Shut up about it already we get it. Kutz is dead be quiet
Levi: duh, dude u went to kutz. Shut up about it already we get it. Kutz is dead be quiet
by Gherkin10990 February 17, 2020
Get the NFTY cloutmug. When a clout chaser is exposed as being such before gaining enough respectable clout of their own, and is rejected by their community and falls off
Lil jaggy - "yo, I ain't hanging out with Dadam he just a clout chaser"
Lil rackskal - " maybe so bro, but he ain't about to catch a blood clout like that Fax guy"
Lil rackskal - " maybe so bro, but he ain't about to catch a blood clout like that Fax guy"
by Spatomsk April 28, 2019
Get the Blood cloutmug. 
Possibly a more infectious disease than Covid-19. Whoever thought this was a good name for a group of 5”5 boys should be sent straight to hell. Just hearing the words “Clout 6” is enough for someone to develop ear cancer. They orgasm at the sight of a car and will sit outside the junction begging for coochie. The coochie in question has never and will never be received by them. It’s trendy for them to make fun of people because they are terribly insecure. Honestly the most cringeworthy group of boys on earth.
by Squidlybob June 5, 2020
Get the Clout 6mug.