Christopher Johnston

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown

Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston

by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018

Christopher Cahill

“A cotton picking nigger who loves gay midget porn”

Christopher Cahill loves to watch gay midget porn

by anonymous December 23, 2022

christopher

the most annoying boy you will EVER meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ONLY PLAYS ROBLOXS AND IS BRAINWASHED WITH THE GAMES! never ever trust a chris toe fur !

"ew look at him, he is Definetly a CHRISTOPHER''

by anonymous January 24, 2025

Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

Brandon Christopher Horth

The guy who makes better music than AI plushe currently owns NEFFEX.

"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"

by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025

CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ

A CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ IS WHEN YOU TAKE A NASTY ASS FART AND YOU KILL THE WORLD WITH IT

Yo bro I think ima take a Christopher MARBEANEZ

by CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ November 15, 2019

Cheesy Christopher

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.

Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night

by Jojohawk June 2, 2023