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Massage Chair Sex

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.
Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped
by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009
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electric chair

Really intense sexual intercourse, especially referring to the climax. Goldie Hawn's character in "The Banger Sisters" uses the expression in a similar way.
When she experienced orgasm, she was in the electric chair!

Dude 1: I put my babe in the "chair" the other night.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: The Electric Chair!
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: Never mind...
by Thin Guy October 20, 2006
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Chair-Queer

A male homosexual who pleasures another male homosexual while sitting in a chair.
"Hey, lets do it chair queer style."
by Mandible May 19, 2005
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The Sandy Rocking Chair

A sexual act performed by 2 persons, one person is to lay on the ground with their knees near their head and their anus facing upwards towards the ceiling. The second person progresses to place their anus over person 1, in a scissor like affect. Then person one proceeds to rock their body backwards and forwards, making a rocking motion with their anus, during this process they are also defecating. The faeces from this action is being pressed between the two people, causing the faeces to spread between them, giving a rough "sandy" effect to the friction amongst the people.san
"Jeez that Sandy Rocking Chair yesterday sure made a mess"

"The Sandy Rocking Chair is my favorite after a long day"
by MuntedRandy August 14, 2016
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Tinsult Squeak Chair

A chair that a very fat, 800 pound man sits in. This chair is especially made for tinsult.
Bro, you see that 800 pound guy in the tinsult squeak chair?
by RexIsYourDad September 13, 2019
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Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.
See ya later, imma go play with my chair.
by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018
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Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair
Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair
by Gerzman July 18, 2017
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