carter uses "POV" all the time
by SweatyGamer2000 May 17, 2021
Get the cartermug. by A_Drugged_Gopher November 21, 2019
Get the Carter Tillmug. A transgender, Jabba the Hutt lookin virgin who smells like shit, lives in his parents' basement and jerks off to Fortnite. He's so fat, he can't see his own feet and his saggy, double D cup milk moobies jiggle and slap him across the face every time he moves. He uses cucumbers, bananas and carrots from the local grocery store as his sex toys cuz he's too poor to buy a real one... except the one he stole from his parents and put on his head... and then up his ass. He only comes out his parents' basement when there's a Fortnite convention in town where he gets to meet other brokeback, titty milked losers and talk about what characters they want to get raped and shat on by.
Person 1: Look at that fag-ass lookin fat kid
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
by IHaveChlamydia May 6, 2022
Get the Cartermug. A guy who's first language is sarcasm, he seems cold, snarky and is kind of an ass..but he's actually super warm and sweet deep down. He's a
protective guy who's smart and athletic, he has a lot of friends that follow him around all the time so he's always having a fun time, Carter's are usually really funny and great to be around.. They're tall, kinda slim and always have really handsome eyes....And yeah really fucking attractive over all.
protective guy who's smart and athletic, he has a lot of friends that follow him around all the time so he's always having a fun time, Carter's are usually really funny and great to be around.. They're tall, kinda slim and always have really handsome eyes....And yeah really fucking attractive over all.
Girl: hey who was that cute guy who just scored the winning shot? It was amazing!!
Boy: that was Carter, he's the best on the team..he's awesome!
Boy: that was Carter, he's the best on the team..he's awesome!
by Urmomwod June 21, 2021
Get the Cartermug. Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered-
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein July 25, 2024
Get the Carteredmug. by Carter is Short December 17, 2019
Get the Carter Likes Jazzymug. 