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carrot cake walk

2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.
by SumB January 27, 2021
mugGet the carrot cake walkmug.
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fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.
Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.
by Lilnigy October 27, 2020
mugGet the fuzzy carrotmug.

Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?
Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!
by SinaloaJr June 9, 2021
mugGet the Girl who eats carrotsmug.

Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.
Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!
by Claudius trufflescale May 31, 2020
mugGet the Carrot cuttermug.

carrot sex

e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)
guy: hi e wanna fuck

e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else

meaning carrot sex
by slimelolpop March 27, 2024
mugGet the carrot sexmug.

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