cube goodie

any personal item used to decorate a cubical - normally from posters to collectible figures that are geek chic in nature

dude? did you see that huge bruce campbell figure in john's cubicle?
yeah, he's got alot of swank army of darkness cube goodies...
(2 break off into 'this is my BOOMSTICK!' quotes)

by svnah March 12, 2011

Whole Ice Cube

Usually what the gays refer to as a condom full of tang.

“I ate a whole Ice cube after he finished, on accident, and it hasn’t came out.”

by PFC Pepnipz April 18, 2021

Cube Rube

Being known as the worst person in a cube farm. Loud music and just being a pain to sit near in a cube farm.

This new dolt has made it to cube rube for being nothing but a problem in every respect in the cube farm.

by UD nut case August 7, 2009

gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.

ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."

by soiled_it January 29, 2024

Ice cube

when a man dips his balls into a drink one at a time

dawg i ice cubed my girl’s drink do you think she’ll notice?

by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles August 6, 2022

Fidget Cube

A fidget toy that is better than autistic spinner
You can fuck around with buttons on fidget cube
Oh and its cheaper

Joel: Man the fidget cube is great!
Durv: Nah the autistic spinner is better
OH SHIT A NEW SKIN THAT IS WORTH 9mill$$$ BETTER GET IT NOW!
Joel:Meh il play on the fidget cube

by Thedestructor200000000!!!!! May 19, 2017

SCREWBIK'S CUBE

The act of solving a Rubik's cube while having sex

Me and my girlfriend are going to Screwbik's cube tonight

by Frediksburg March 11, 2025