cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

Clueless cream

A creamy boy, similiar to a creamburger mcflurry who's insides are made up of gravy and cream. Usually stupid and clueless, and continues to make 'lol' jokes. You will find a clueless cream wearing brown creamy fake skater boots and supre skinny jeans and a dirty short top. When you do, KILL.

A clueless cream can be found in the form of a cheesey slime called christian.

by Princess Consweila Bananahammock May 5, 2008

Cream Cocktail

A cream cocktail is when a man cums into a cocktail glass and then serves it to his unsuspecting wife.

OMG Johnny you're such a prankster giving me a cream cocktail!

by urmumsyadad69 March 18, 2019

Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 13, 2011

Creamed out

Similar to greening out, “creaming out” is a state of mind/body where an individual is out of cream (cum). A shortage or scarcity of baby batter(cum) is due to excessive ejaculation. In a severe case, a person may black out, face short term memory loss and/or heat shock.

Shit bro, I’ve been edging for days and gotta release my seed. Imma cream so hard.

Next day: I’m so “creamed out”…shit (faints on the spot).

by Jared Erman June 21, 2021

Cream tear

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

by chope March 6, 2009

kahlua and cream

The act of shitting in a womans vagina and then fucking her til you cum in her

I fucked her through my shit until I came dude. Best kahlua and cream ever

by Starlinga December 17, 2017