Clueless cream

A creamy boy, similiar to a creamburger mcflurry who's insides are made up of gravy and cream. Usually stupid and clueless, and continues to make 'lol' jokes. You will find a clueless cream wearing brown creamy fake skater boots and supre skinny jeans and a dirty short top. When you do, KILL.

A clueless cream can be found in the form of a cheesey slime called christian.

by Princess Consweila Bananahammock May 5, 2008

titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

Cream pie

a pie made of a thin crust and filled to the brim with wiped cream.
also when you are having sex and you bust a nut in the person.

i just made a cream pie, do you want some.

by g0ran March 9, 2021

Cream tear

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

by chope March 6, 2009

Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

papaya cream

A euphemism for fluid produced during female ejaculation (also termed "squirting" or "gushing").

"The night was going really well until she shot her papaya cream all over my face."

by BioJoe June 29, 2011