Blackwater Carrot Slap

A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head

Im gettung back to camp and blackwater carrot slap my boss's head

by hobo traveller February 24, 2025

carrot face

(slang, informal, vulgar)

A person with a long, angled face.

The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.

"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.

Derek mewed too much; he has a long ugly ass carrot face!

by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025

Carrot Paste

our lord a savior carrot paste (carapace) a superhero turtle sent from the heavens

holy carrot paste (carapace) sent from the heavens!

by KaceyMeRolling June 5, 2021

carrot coloured crybaby

Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.

So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.

by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020

Carrot top

A person with red hair.

“Kimmy is such a carrot top”

by THEDINOSAURMAN February 6, 2021

Dry carrot

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.

I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.

by Kking11 September 20, 2018

Carrot noises

Noises that attract rabbits

Carlie:how do you catch rabbits
Ricky:idk dumbass how
Carlie:you go in to a field and make carrot noises

Ricky:I hate your crackhead ass

by Bakedbobby September 17, 2019