Emil the butterfly

My son. (Yes I'm married🙄)
A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.

"So. How are your two kids?"
"I have only one left"
"Emil the butterfly?"
"Emil the butterfly."

by Husband1 July 23, 2021

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One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.

Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.

by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021

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butterfly method

A method where a butterfly is drawn on oneself to prevent self harm as self harming would ‘kill’ the butterfly.

Person 1: “I heard you’re 3 days clean from self harm! Good job dude, how’d you do it?”

Person 2: “hey thanks man, I used the butterfly method!’

by That dumb bitch June 13, 2021

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Flying pink butterfly

Inserting both thumbs into the women's pussy with palms grabbing with the butts cheeks, or inner thigh.
Then spreading the pussy open. The hands resemble the wings of a flying butterfly.

She layed down on her back, and spread her legs wide open. I inserted both my thumbs into her pussy, gripped her inner thights with my palms. I then spread her pussy the resembled a flying pink butterfly.

by whtronin June 21, 2021

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