Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013

puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!

by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014

boat rat

A prostitute at a boat dock. A girl who loiters at any location that can be described as a boating port, looking for a sexual encounter

The crew was excited to find some boat rats after a long voyage on the seas.

by Oreoeater July 3, 2023

noa boat

Cool, gay and handsome. He may seem tall when you see him alone but do get fooles he is in fact very short when you see him with his friends. He is most known for being the cousin of the upcoming soundcloud rapper by the name of young magpie aka steen. Noa boat sometimes gets small attacks of autism but it doesn't stop him from living life to the fullest.

1. Wow that guy is really short, it must be Noa boat!

2. Did you know that Noa boat is Steens cousin

by Som En UZI September 11, 2018

Duck Boating

When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.

Paul made my toes curl with ecstasy when he began duck boating my ass.

by A$$ Man July 13, 2022

boat lice

Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo

Watch out for boat lice when you dock at the pier for happy hour.

by Hammervision August 4, 2018

boat sex

Boat Sex is the act of inserting the male genitalia into the air intake of a boat engine.

Bob: I had boat sex yesterday, it felt really good!
Jeff: You're a fucking psychopath.

by Lorema06 August 17, 2021