BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.

“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”

by RocketCulture April 26, 2025

Plumber's Blessing

A "Plumber's Blessing" is known as the blessing any tradesman gives to the plumber of the bathroom they are using by pulling a handful of pubes out and throwing them all over the toilet.

"Bro, somebody hit that bathroom with a 'Plumber's Blessing'!" There's pubes EVERYWHERE!

by WesticularDancer April 30, 2025

blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women

oh, look at that fatass blessed over there

by peegeeare May 4, 2025

White Blessing

A very fortunate stroke of luck; Extremely lucky

“Yo gimme white blessing!”

by Spermjizzz May 25, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.

I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.

by Dwayne DT May 8, 2024

The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.

The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.

by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024