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Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
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Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.
you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

-or-

I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!
by Chuck T. Diesel May 13, 2011
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bullshitastic

A sarcastic way of saying bullshit, as in saying "bullshit, fantastic!" Usually used alone as an exclamation after the occurrence of a negative or disagreeable event.
*after Tigers lose in 6th inning due to rain with go ahead run at the plate*

"That's bullshitastic dude"

*teenagers in a shitty car in a liquor store parking lot*
Adam: Dude Carl won't sell me any 40s.
Bob: What? He's your brother dude he knows we ain't gonna get caught.
Adam: He says they know.
Bob: That's bullshitastic! Now what?
by coonka July 31, 2012
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bullshiteus

Disease of people feigning illness

Particularly those suffering with many complaints forgetting what they are ill with at the moment
"Alison forgot she was off work ill and posted a video of herself pissed on Facebook her bullshiteus was playing her up
by Mad Slug April 24, 2014
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bullshitfulness

noun: apt to bullshit; that bullshits: a bullshitful person.

a frequency of bullshit that goes beyond typical application, and to an extent beyond what can be credible by anyone - including the person delivering the bullshit; largely exercised in politics, religion, board meetings, learning institutions, sports and the media.
His bullshitfulness has gone too far.
by seadogoutrigger May 22, 2014
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Bullshit and Bobbles

Being fake or using someone and the crap we buy in life.
I can't believe that mother fucker was just using me this whole time! Everything was just bullshit and bobbles to his ass!
by dumb1tch2015 June 9, 2015
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bullshit

A very big lie
Alex: Yo James, I finally fucked that hottie across the road
James: Bullshit! She lives in Spain now!
Alex: Shit.
by *your nan***** December 29, 2015
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