honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger

by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

Badger

Can also be a meth addict but is a great friend. Likes video games. Brandon Mayhew.

Badger: "Yo Jesse, you got any meth"
Jesse: "nah, Bi*ch."

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Badger link

a Wisconsin site for dumb dumbs

badger link helped me get not dumb dumb

by freakity dumb dumb January 16, 2020

Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.

During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.

by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011

just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.

That tea was just the badger.

by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017

Badgers Oven

Anus
Arsehole
Bum hole
Rectum
Prison Wallet

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.

by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025

blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021