gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

by phoenix steel March 10, 2008

Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.

You’re a real dick badger.

by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018

Honey Badger

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.

I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger

by HoneyBadgeDontCare August 17, 2019

Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.

“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night”

by Bbldrizzycb May 21, 2025

badger

The act of sucking someone off

She is such a badgerer

She did the badger

She gave him a badger for his birthday

by badgerforlife January 28, 2015

Backwards Badger

A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’

Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger

by That pretty mf with weeed October 12, 2021