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Differing from the adjective, bitches (the noun) are one or more females whose sole quality is that they command no respect whatsoever. In essence, bitches are a lesser class of woman.

"If a bitch falls, no one hears her."
Bitches are most often found in their natural habitat--da club. Usually you can classify women as part of this group if:
1) They own a pair of shorts that say "Juicy" on the butt and they wear these out in public.
2) They constantly sound like they are chewing gum when they talk, even if they are not actually chewing gum.

3) Go clubbing more than 4 times a week.

4) Have a pouch full of glitter, or for some reason always have glitter on their body.
5) End a night of clubbing by sobbing in public places about how no one wants them.
Bitches by chungdoo June 17, 2015
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bitchdad 

a dad who is a super mega bitch. he is super lazy and makes his kids do all the chores when he doesn't do shit. he is super uptight, strict and has outragous rules. he is just the kinda of dad you wish you didn't have.
"uggg my dad won't let me go to the party" " he's making me stay home and do chores n shit"

"that sucks that you have a bitchdad"
bitchdad by snigr March 4, 2016

bitchelous 

someone of male or female gender who's always jealous or hating on you.
damn all these hoes up in here are bitchelous!
bitchelous by cbhy December 21, 2017

Bitchery 

This line long as hell man, this is some bitchery.
Bitchery by Doctor Auxiliary May 14, 2018

Botched Bag Collection 

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.
Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection

bitches is weird 

bitches be actin some typa way
bro deadass bitches is weird”
bitches is weird by slatt!*+ August 11, 2019

bitchetti 

a place that only the bitchiest of bitches go. known for its pasta, that the country is named after.
she is such a bitch! she’ll be in bitchetti by the end of this month i swear.
bitchetti by appieslices April 13, 2020