Plump Biscuit

Over sized vaginal lips. Or plump labia.

Definition. Noun. Over sized Labia Majora.

Yeah dude, she had a plump biscuit!

by himynameisshane September 30, 2008

panty biscuit

A well-formed trouser patty that's sat in a woman's panties for several hours after being expelled from her ass - usually unknowingly.

Later that night, the clams casino and unlimited pudding bar seemed like a really bad idea when Lamont felt the warm panty biscuit that had formed between Chirlee's ass cheeks.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Home-Skillet-Biscuit

noun: basically means homie, friend, or bestfriend depending on who you use it with.

It comes from an episode of That's So Raven a Disney Channel comedy show about a psycic girl.

Come over here home-skillet-biscuit!

by Leslie Flores December 27, 2009

Cock-biscuit

A term generally used as a humerous insult.

Fuck you cock-biscuit

by DarkTower July 15, 2004

Biscuit People

The term 'Biscuit People' is used to refer to members of society who (it is assumed) most likely eat nothing but cheap supermarket own-brand biscuits for their daily intake of food such as chavs, pikeys, & pretty much everyone on the social. They stand apart from regular people by usually have a rather disturbing body odour, unsightly physical appearance, food stains down their Matalan tracksuits and a severely damaged/disfunctional intellect. It should be noted that in a family unit containing a 'Biscuit Person' that over time the remaining members will also become inflicted with the condition.

"Why does that ugly chav smell like shit?"

"She's a Biscuit Person, don't be mean"

by Aramitz August 25, 2005

floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

by Cunningstunt July 8, 2014

soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.

1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.

by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017