Did I ask

When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”

“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”

“I got a 100 on my test”
“Did I ask?”

by Crockss March 8, 2022

When did we ask

When that one person says something no one asked and someone says when and they say what time and the person says “did I ask”

When did we ask in a sentence

Yadiel: *insert something no one asked here*
Jordan: when
Yadiel: yesterday
Jordan: did we ask
The whole class: DAAAAAAAAMN
yadiel: *cries*

by JDMF December 22, 2023

ask

the person who loves julia more than they love them

"I LOVE YOU MORE"-Julia
"No you don't *pulls this up* -Ask

by hiimask November 7, 2021

nonsarcastically asking

a question that is not intended to troll or have any undertones of condescension.
created by Paul P.

"He made an IG poll to get opinions on a question that was devoid of agenda. He was nonsarcastically asking."

by donnarumma August 1, 2021

Who asked

No one.

"The person who asked is not found"

by YaBubbleBooty May 26, 2021

Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024