True asian

The best asian there is. Eats rice and destroys math. If bullies treat the true then he will uses his martial arts to destroy the bullies. Inferior people do not matter to this man.

Person 1:"Have you seen the true asian?"
Person 2:"Yes, he is a higher being"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

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Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.

"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"

by DougCo June 11, 2008

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Asian

A person from China who has Incredibly small eyes, who is terrible at English and other languages, and steals maths homework, and also steals school equipment such as rulers and pencils, they also suck at every subject except maths and science and is a geek

Bob: Hey look it's a dude with small eyes

Ron: OMG ITS AN ASIAN

by Marko the asian June 22, 2019

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Asian Unicorn

Hot Asian girl with a booty

Did you see that Asian girl with the booty? She’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 9, 2021

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Asian Elephant

That species of elephant found throughout India and South Eastern Asia. They have small ears and most are tuskless. Also they’re probably the elephants you find at the zoo. They are more closely related to mammoths than African Elephants.

I went to the zoo and the Asian Elephants were not there

by 🦖🦕🦣🦏🦤🦬🦌🐘🐆 November 13, 2022

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