Ash

The whitest of crackers. A typical Ash is the type of person in highschool that is of 18 years of age and tries to get laid by 14 and 15 year old girls in highschool. They also suck at basketball but are exceptionally great at swatting people named Michael. A typical Ash usually uses the term “destroy” to describe what he does to those 15 year old girls.

“I will destroy you,” said Ash.

by MasterOfDefinitionsOfEarth February 15, 2018

ash wiping

when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)

Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack

Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?

Ash wiper: i just told you

Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass

Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack

Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)

Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.

by z3da October 17, 2019

Ash

Sweetest kindest boy ever. U must be lucky to have a friend like Ash. Black hair, brown eyes Ash is mostly rich. He has high chances of succeeding and is always good in English. Don’t mess with him cause he can find ways to blackmail u

Beware of Ash at the same be greatful to have Ash

by Creepycollin December 13, 2020

Ashes

The fans of the incredible singer Ashe call themselves Ashes. It's the kindest fandom of all in which everybody loves and support everybody and there is no room for judgement.
The singular is a Asher

"I love Ashes! They are the kindest fandom I know!"
"Hii, I love Ashe! I am the biggest Asher!"

by Swiftieforliveeeeee December 24, 2020

Ash

Blows any birds back out with no problems, causes multiple orgasms a minute

Ash is coming, good thing there is no birds to drop game on

by Annonymoissss November 22, 2021

Ash

An angel who will come to France one day and win everyone’s heart. He is not here to rob anyone, basically he will love and be loved by everyone. Although his life will be a mess sometimes, he gets lucky at the very edge of his life. Ash is adventurous, a legend, nice guy. He is the most fun guy you will ever meet in your fucking life. He creates impact on every single person he meets. Ash is a social helper, he helps even though he needs the most. In bed he is more than a pro. He is a badass kid who wants to compete every single time, he smokes everyone when he takes part in a competition. He is good at everything, although he has double personalities he is compatible with basically the opposite poles. He attracts many girls but he has only one girl in his mind at a time. If you have Ash in your life you don’t need cash, because he is kind of a guy who can convert gold diggers not thinking about money anymore.

Oh my god I saw Ash yesterday at the bar, I hate this guy but I fucking love him.

by £booths£ November 22, 2021

Ash

Ash is the definition of a best friend and best lover anyone could want. He most caring person alive and has a heart of gold. Although he seems laid back and takes his time he has a huge heart and is incredibly loyal but cross him and he will kick your arse. Once his barriers are broken down are his true qualities realised. He has the most amazing blue eyes and blonde hair. "Ash is so dreamy"

Ash is also the lead character in the popular Japanese cartoon pokemon, should he catch you all your dreams will come true. "Ash has spotted a wild pokemon" "Ash threw a pokeball"

Ash is both my best friend and lover I've ever had

by Your future November 22, 2021