Strawberry Alarm Clock

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.

It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.

by Steven11242 March 26, 2011

Lunk Alarm

The lunk who wrote this "definition" is so insecure that he needs to complain about a place that's safe for people who may just be getting the nerve up to begin. It looks like he's more interested in that $10 than the wellbeing of others. Nice.

The lunk alarm sounded when that guy clicked the SUBMIT button.

by MiSC-en-Scène January 8, 2016

Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time

Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks

by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011

alartsma

A type of taco with a machine gun attatched

I just had a alartsma

by spyrl November 8, 2003

Alvarito

Alvarito is Spanish slang for: "fuckin cunt"

Dude, stop being an alvarito. Or as they would say in Spanish: tio, deja de ser un alvarito

by kakkmaddafakkas June 18, 2014

3 am alarm clock

when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.

Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.

Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?

by Zerkiahh October 27, 2011

Alvaro

Literally just a retard who acts half his age and is beyond immature. being around this nigga for even a minute will make doubt his age. he’s got a hot sister too

That nigga is such an Alvaro he’s so retarded.

by Hehejeje June 10, 2020