christen ally

jean kirschtein’s wife😁

person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧

by jean kirschtein’s wife March 1, 2021

False ally

An emey. Someone who pretends to be your ally so they can get close enough to kill you.

She wanted you to give her the key and open your heart to her, but Liquid had other plans for the key once she got it from you. She was your false ally.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

red ally

An lgbtqia+ ally who "supports" the community by committing acts of violence against homophobes/transphobes.

A person who physically assaults or attacks homophobes are called a red ally since it seems like they have a lust for blood; red allies are not real allies.

by Bridgez March 20, 2023

Target Ally

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.

When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...

by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023

keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023

rog ally

A handheld console that competes with the nintendo switch and steam deck. Comes in two versions, the ally and the more powerful ally x.

The rog ally has more powerful hardware than the switch or steam deck at the cost of poor battery life.

by smoking & vaping is for losers March 12, 2025