Alex is a Serbian coont who likes to play with his asian penis, he also like to do a big of wanking. (when he can he has to use tweezers) He went out with a stunning girl called Jess, then he was flirting with this ugly tramp called Fishy fanny Abbie, she was a slut and a sket, wait, was!?!? Still is and always will be Abbie uses fake pictures, from google, ect. Then Jess went out with him again for a joke and her and her best friend laughed ahahahha as he said he loved her, she said she loved him back but she was joking as only a mother could love his face, he also uses people for money like katie frog frog, she was ugly! Then he cut of his little asian penis because he can't have Jess back.
Alex:Oh I love you so much Jess.
Ellie:AHAHAH OMG AHHAHA
Alex:STFU you dyslexic cow.
Ellie:Shh you serbian coonty fucker
Jess:Ew Alex go to Fugly Katie and Abbie, and finger their wide fishy pussayyyyaahhhh.
Ellie:AHAHAH OMG AHHAHA
Alex:STFU you dyslexic cow.
Ellie:Shh you serbian coonty fucker
Jess:Ew Alex go to Fugly Katie and Abbie, and finger their wide fishy pussayyyyaahhhh.
by ILYBFNN August 18, 2012
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