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Alan

He is just so fit, muscles the size of mountains and you know what they say about big feet.
I slept with this guy last night he was such an alan
by Alan Mcvicar October 21, 2020
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Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother
by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022
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Alan Reet

Tiktok man that grafts dark matter surrons all day . Often associated with the chavgartha plot.
Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"
by X-sav May 10, 2025
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Alan

Alan is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation. If you meet an Alan encourage him to seek help and to check him self into a Psychiatric Health Facility. Stay far away from, and don’t feed into him or encourage him, he’ll only get worse.
Alan is a guy who lacks empathy.

Alan has a strong need for admiration, attention, and a lack of empathy for others' feelings.
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025
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Alan

Look it’s alan
by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020
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