Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.

"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".

by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019

psuedo stoner

An annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. Pseudo stoners use the words "bro," "nigga," and "bruh" on a daily basis.

"That dude is a psuedo stoner, man."

by youfoundher February 6, 2015

Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017

A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!

Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha

by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021

stoner pounder

Someone who is attracted or wants to have sexual intercourse with a stoner

I am such a stoner pounder , I love me some stoner boys

by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021

Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018