An impolite denial to a fat person by an uninterested party that is way out of their league. This applies to both male and female situations.
Fat guy: "Hey, we should go out some time..."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."
by November6 August 16, 2009
 Get the Slow your rollsmug.
Get the Slow your rollsmug. by LAURA!!!! July 18, 2004
 Get the too slow buffalomug.
Get the too slow buffalomug. by rogue16 August 23, 2011
 Get the slow your rollmug.
Get the slow your rollmug. Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk
by j to the a to the red August 1, 2005
 Get the slow elkmug.
Get the slow elkmug. A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
by Spiedr November 30, 2006
 Get the slow child snailmug.
Get the slow child snailmug. by Dem nutz goateeeee ha ha goete August 22, 2018
 Get the fortnite slow clapmug.
Get the fortnite slow clapmug. 