Sandy Garrison

My girl got freaky at the beach, so she gave me a sandy garrison.
by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020
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sandy special

The act of wrapping your penis in sand paper and blasting someones asshole with your fat cock, Aka engaging in anal sex with a penis covered in a sandpaper condom!
Last night i gave shelly the Sandy Special, her dirt road will never be the same!
by Junktap March 21, 2014
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sandy pickle

When you are having sex on the beach and you stick you dick in the sand and then in her.
I gave her the sandy pickle
by Hokpoke August 28, 2018
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Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.
Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets
by ONE CHAIN February 08, 2020
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Sandy freaks

Knick-knack patty-wack, give a dog a bone
I was takin' out your back, hit you on the fuckin' dome
When I look into your eyes, I know you're not immortal, lies
Mhm with the tool, mhm with the fool (you what?)
Mhm so good smoking all I get the green, on the scene
With the lean and my team, gotta beam, it's a dream
I achieve, don't think
Can I strip it? 'Cause the cream
My side on the king, 20-20 on the scene, no
She got that mans on her back
Ask for the hunnid in cash
He gonna let his son lash
She gonna give him a rash
I'm gonna get inside the X-Wing and go to the space needle
I just smoked in on OG, it is for me, it's medicinal
Achoo, achoo, achoo
Motherfucker, you gotta sneeze gotta take one puff
When it hits my brain, I do feel love
When it hits you, you gon' swear it's scuffed
Drifting in the rain, I'm on that funky town shit
Back wheel drive
I'ma tell you, I'm not gonna quit
Popo come through the front door
Get to the back, to the back, to the back, to the back
Hold up in the beamer
Go around the block, take a lap, take a lap
I am an addict and it is fantastic
I can't get enough of them Sandy Cheeks
Sandy Freak, Sandy Freak
One more blunt, her panties breach
Go down to the beach that is right next to the Bikini Bottom
She made spongebob patrick and squid ward nut cus shes sandy freaks
by Ded 2 me November 06, 2020
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Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."
Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.
by TheOverWatcher November 02, 2019
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wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....
by James Shakleford May 10, 2020
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