Woos

the Name given to someone who no one likes

WTF jacob is such a woos

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Woo

A place in the woods where teens go to smoke weed ( Like a fort )

Lets all head down to the woo to popsesh

by Ballsack17 May 20, 2015

woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.

Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Continuous Woo

When you're using auto-suggestions in Skype chat and it breaks itself by constantly suggesting "Woo!"

"Hey, what happened on the Skype chat back there?"
"Oh, it was a severe case of Continuous Woo."

by PineappleLimonov April 6, 2019

woo-uh

How a majority of humans born in the country of Britain (otherwise known as England) pronounce the word "water".
They may also use "wootuh", which is very similar, although the T is actually used rather than being silent.

"I loike to drink woo-uh"
"You mean water?"
"Yeh that's wot I said"

by SeriousMANBOT March 8, 2021

On the woo

Another term for "On the fly."

Used primarily in a restaurant setting.

The server dropped a chef salad on the floor, I need another on the woo.

by bigkilla563 May 4, 2011

Bare-woo

Wooing is when A member of the male gender. Uses words and actions, Much like a mating call to attract a female and hopefully mate with the slut. These tactics of bare-wooing are much more sever than just wooing as this means you over-act all of the normal routines.

I iz gonna bare-woo dis skank ma nigga.

by Chwinkle September 2, 2009