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Jallad Salad

Means Executioner and is the name of a voluptuous and thick family. They are a Latina and Muslim mix (basically the best mix there is) and they will execute anyone who is a threat to them. However one of the members of the bad-ass family is pretty lame. He is the Clarinet Lieutenant In his school band which is pretty underwhelming for having such a cool family. (In a movie)
Yo if the Jallad Salad hears about this our heads will be snatched off like their waists.
by 555powerpufflegend April 15, 2020
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Torture Salad

Verb: The act of enducing harm onto someone using multiple forms either physically, emotionally, or both.
Before they crucified Jesus, the romans put him through quite the torture salad.
by Astellaria August 30, 2020
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Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
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Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*
by RegoNation July 3, 2017
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brown salad

Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.
Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime
by bussboii November 22, 2017
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Silly salad

A trash ass fortnight player who steals chargers for fun.
Did you see Dylan last night, he was such a silly salad
by Nickthestick200 March 5, 2018
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booty salad

Originally from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, booty salads is when a ton of fealings an things are going on in/oon top of your butt.
PERSON- My butt is numb, I have a wedgie, this seat is wet- I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now.

FRIEND- Dude, tmi.
by Poke-chan May 20, 2016
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