Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.

After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.

by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008

Zimmy Job

A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.

She gave me a zimmy job or Do u wanna ZJ

by BiGRazorSG55 February 7, 2010

ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009

Clothes Job

The act of foreplay in which an individual strips an article of clothing off another individual and repeatedly sucks on the article of clothing in order to stimulate endorphins or arouse one's self.

My significant other and I decided to be kinky and gave each other Clothes Jobs and sucked on each others clothes for hours

by liquiditachi July 24, 2009

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

Whack job

A crazy person

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!

by Jimbo bob June 25, 2018

Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.

guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"

by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010