Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

Lethal Carl

The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.

"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"

Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"

by Violent red. June 22, 2010

carl townsend

the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter

Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend

by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010

Carl

Is your gay friend lovable and very gay

Oh i just know he is a carl

by OWMAYGUARD November 23, 2021

clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly

Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl

by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011

carl gustav

Carl XVI Gustaf, Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus born 30 April 1946, Haga Palace, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden King and Head of State since September 15, 1973, when he succeeded his grandfather Gustaf VI Adolf. He is the seventh monarch of the House of Bernadotte, the seventy-fourth of Sweden historical monarchs and, secondly, Magnus Eriksson, the longest reigning monarch in the history of Sweden. He is the Swedish monarch who has reigned at the time of old age.
and he likes to somke tat weeed

carl gustavs me jaaaa man king and me smoka that weeed plz no hate me se booobs me dance

by gb jaa maan gräddglass November 14, 2016

carl hadgraft

Carls the type of guy to smell a pie and float towards it

Person 1:Hey how’s that carl guy?
Person 2: I don’t really know he just wants his wood holding that carl Hadgraft guy

by Large hairy November 7, 2021